Stoopid Lyrics: “Stealing Cable” Edition

“Tell Congress when you see ‘em, bitch I’m stealing cable”

-Plies, DJ Khaled – “Welcome to My Hood” ft. Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain (2:00)

Really, Plies?  Really?  We all know somebody who has or is stealing cable.  But I don’t think I know anybody who willingly wanted to let Congress know they were committing a crime (what would they really care, anyway?).  This is a prime example of trying too hard to sound tough.  I don’t know how he thought this would sound tough.  Sorry Plies, but stealing cable isn’t tough at all.  Its like  a movie pirate bragging about downloading movies and selling them illegally.  Just not smart.  But let’s be real.  We know you’re lying, anyway.

File this one under: Liar / Didn’t Happen / Trying too Hard

Some goon! You’re gonna shoot up the place over a paper cup being thrown at you? And to think, there are people who actually listen to this wangsta dude. He should be trying to find out WHY they’re throwing ish at him. I have a theory…

This song is just absolutely ridiculous…Give it a listen and I guarantee within 15 seconds you will totally agree with me. Is it just me, or does Plies seem somewhat out of place on this record?

Download: DJ Khaled – Welcome To My Hood f. Rick Ross, Plies, Lil Wayne & T-Pain (MP3)

I am posting this because of Trey but that did not stop me from breaking 5 ribs laughing. Where does Plies come up with these songs? I understand that this song is supposed to be sexual but I could not stop laughing like seriously? Either way, someone will love it and who knows it may grow on me. Enjoy and let us know what you think below.

DOWNLOAD: Plies – Here Kitty Kitty ft. Trey Songz (MP3)

Here comes new visuals from Jeezy and Plies, from their latest collaborative venture, “Lose My Mind.”

This could really do without Plies, but that is just my opinion.

Previous: Jeezy – Greatest Trapper Alive (Prod. Needlz)

It’s worth it for the Keri visuals, trust me.

This was on Tapemasters Inc.’s mixtape that dropped yesterday. Here’s the untagged.

DOWNLOAD: Plies – My Girl (MP3)

It’s been a while since I’ve some new music from Lloyd. I think Lloyd is pretty dope and might be the last standing piece of talent on The Inc. I wonder though since everyone is cuttin’ the braids off, will he be next?

DOWNLOAD: Lloyd – Year of the Lover Ft. Fabolous & Plies (MP3)

Nope…no need to post a mixtape full of songs most have heard.  Instead, here are the 7 unreleased tracks off the Trap Music 10 (Expect the Unexpected) tape.

DOWNLOAD: Lil Wayne – Brand New Money (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Lil Wayne – Go (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Lil Wayne & Playaz Circle – Big Dog (MP3)

Hit the jump for the rest of the goods including T.I., Bun B, Chris Brown, Plies, Rick Ross, Shawty Lo, Three 6 Mafia, Juvenile & Lyfe Jennings.

Here we have some new material from the Piles and Ross. Rick Ross prepares to drop his highly anticipated new album Deeper Than Rap on April 21st. Word is the Officer Ricky might be taking some shots at Plies on this one.

DOWNLOAD: Plies – Want It Need It (Remix) ft. Rick Ross & Ashanti (MP3)

Bonus: Rick Ross – Throwed Off Freestyle (MP3)

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This is Luda’s third single off the album, Theater of the Mind, in stores now.