Stoopid Lyrics: “Money Out The Ass” Edition

“I Don’t Gotta Get Doe, It’s Coming Out My Ass”

-Brisco, Ace Hood – “Cant’ See Y’all” ft. Brisco (0:49)

Brisco just brought a new meaning to the term “money out the ass”….or at least he tried to.  I had to rewind this one to make sure I heard him correctly.  A metaphor is usually meant to stay just that…a metaphor.  It’s not supposed to make you sound like you have super money-shitting powers.  I mean…I get what he was trying to say, but I gotta admit, if I was able to have money come out my ass, I don’t think I would tell people, for two reasons: 1) that’s really weird and unconventional, and 2) people would be lined up to get a piece of that ass (lmao).

Imagine Brisco being in the bathroom all day printing money. How’s that image in your head right now? Gross, right?…Hey, don’t blame me. Blame the “Opa Locka Goon” that prints money out his ass.

File this one under: Liar / Didn’t Happen / Metaphor Fail

Strictly for the feature.  Nothing else to say about this.

Brisco grabs a dancehall legend to get down with him on this here cut.  I’m sure if Exclusive1 still gave 2 shits about 5starhiphop, he’d love this cut.  **Waits to see if he notices this post**

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – Bad Boys ft. Red Rat (MP3)

The Opa-Locka goon recruits Lil Wayne for this latest cut here.  I should warn you all; Lil Wayne is only on the hook.  **Waits for it to still get 1,000+ downloads off the strength of Wayne alone**

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – Wall ft. Lil Wayne (MP3)

You like the new title huh? (If you don’t oh well, you’ll get used to it).  Man, this night shift is kickin’ my ass.  I’m not used to sleeping all times during the day and being up all night.  Anyway, here’s a couple tracks we’ve missed over the past couple days.  Enjoy!  Oh yeah…her name is Tiara, cause I know you we’re wonderin’.

DOWNLOAD: R. Kelly – I Had a Dream [NoDJ] (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Rock City – A Bad Day (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Rock City – My Heart Stopped Beating (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – We Got It (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Pitbull – Across The World ft. B.o.B (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Pitbull – Rebelution (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Trey Songz – Say Aah (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Trey Songz – Obsessed (Loser) (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Whitney Houston – Salute (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Mario – Thinkin’ About You ft. Ace Hood (MP3)

Brisco recently made headlines when surveillance footage of him being pistol-whipped in a Barber shop surfaced, but that won’t stop the Opa-Locka Goon from releasing new music for the peoples to enjoy.  DJ Smokey Bear wit the assist.

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – Realest Shit I Wrote (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – Brisco – Stunt (MP3)

So yeah, last weekend wasn’t that big a week in hip hop.  I know you all think we were slackin’, but truth be told, not much dropped.  Don’t believe me?  Check it out for yaself…

DOWNLOAD: Paradiso Girls – Patron Tequila (Remix) ft. Pitbull (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Rick Ross – Lay Back Pt. 2 ft. Robin Thicke (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Sean Paul – Straight From My Heart (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Beanie Sigel – Ready For War ft. Freeway & Young Chris (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Black Rob – Infinite (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – Revenge (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Cassidy – Gun U Down Tonight (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Cobra Starship – The World Will Never Do ft. B.O.B. (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Dorrough – Ice Cream Paint Job (Remix) ft. Snoop Dogg, Nipsey Hussle, Jim Jones & Soulja Boy (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Jack Splash – Flasback ft. Lupe Fiasco (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Ludacris & Lil Scrappy – Patna Dem (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: M.O.P. – Bang Time ft. Styles P (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Mickey Factz – Rocker (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Nino Bless – Had It Up to Here (MP3)

DOWNLOAD:  The Lox – Move (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Mario – Highway to Love (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Three 6 Mafia – Shake My ft. Kalenna (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Whitney Houston – Million Dollar Bill (Prod. Swizz Beatz)  (MP3)

DOWNLOAD: Young Chris – Ride With Me ft. Twista [NoDJ] (MP3)

He went to the local barber to get his haircut, they took a little bit more off the top than expected, this robbery was off the chain.

**Implodes in laughter!  I don’t know how he kept a straight face as he said that.  Hit the jump to catch Brisco’s thoughts on the robbery.

Buncha tracks we missed over the weekend; including songs from Crooked I, Drake, Method Man, M.O.P., Alfamega, Young Buck, Cassidy, J. Rocwell and many more, just to name a few.  Posts like these will become more common until we can get more help on the blog (email us if interested).  J Vento is holdin’ us down nicely though.  Follow him on twitter.  Now.

Pic above?  Kaylana Reese.

Hit the jump for the goods.

Brisco goes in on this track. This  was on DJ Kronik & Brisco’s  The Wait Is Over, here you have the untagged version.

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – Young Niggas Ft. Lil Wayne & OG (MP3)

Brisco the Opa Locka (is that how you spell it?) goon links up wit Busa Buss and Flo-Rida for a new cut off Brisco’s mixtape, You Don’t Know Who I Iz.  **UPDATE: NO DJ version added!

DOWNLOAD: Brisco – What I’m Talkin’ Bout ft. Busta Rhymes & Flo-Rida [NO DJ] (MP3)

Flo-Rida seems to be doin’ his thing in the mainstream game right now. Here he is with another banger. Check It

DOWNLOAD: Flo-Rida – Balla Feat Brisco & Billy Blu (MP3) zshare, mediafire, rapidshare, sendspace, megaupload, sharebee, badongo, limelinx, 4shared