10 Reasons You Don’t Want Soulja Boy Over for Dinner

Everyone knows Soulja Boy for his success with selling ringtones, beefing with rappers (and actually winning), and creating dance crazes, but this is the entertainment side of Soulja Boy.  Soulja Boy, whose real name is DeAndre Way lives the glamorous life; riding around in Lambroghini’s, meeting fellow celebrities, and entertaining millions, but what about the simple things?  Here are ten reasons you probably don’t want Soulja Boy over for family dinner.

10. He would more than likely demand to eat with Diamond studded silverware.

9. A rap song accompanied by a dance might be created while the food is being blessed.

8. He’s sure to leave Gucci stains on your carpet and those might be hard to get out.

7. He would probably try to play Marco Polo (peek-a-boo) with your infant cousins.

6. He would probably refuse to remove his Gucci Bandana at the dinner table.

5. He would continue to talk about himself in the third person, i.e “Souljaboy Tell Em”.

4. He  would probably eat with his graffiti sunglasses on. That would be a bit distracting.

2. He would try to “Superman” your little sister and she might just let him.

2. Yelling “YAHH TRICK YAHH” instead of “Pass the salt” might upset your Grandmother.

1. A-Rab would probably be in the background repeating and co-signing everything he says.

This is a 5 Star Original written by Miss 215 on behalf of 5 Star Hip Hop.